5条令人捧腹但真实的程序员编程语录 0106

2021-01-06
lin:1.A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a oneway street. (Doug Linder)


好的程序员即使在过单行道时也总是会环顾两边。


2.Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job. (Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering)


不要担心它能否正常工作。如果一切正常,那么你就会失去工作。


3.The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until it’s too late. (Seymour Cray)


程序员的烦恼是,你永远无法知道一个程序员在做什么,直到为时已晚。


4.Most of you are familiar with the virtues of a programmer. There are three, of course: laziness, impatience, and hubris. (Larry Wall)


程序员的美德:懒惰,没有耐心以及老子天下第一。


5.Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. (Martin Golding)


写代码的时候总是想象维护你代码的家伙是一个知道你住在哪里的暴力精神病患者。

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